taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

idreamofjimmy:

Sheen Estevez, Ace Attorney

niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

merry-taire:

enjolras go to sleep

merry-taire:

enjolras go to sleep

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

remyreaper:

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

simplydalektable:

rosuu:

junior

did she just fucking call me junior

oh no she didnt

omg this bitch

how dare you

i was nearly not gay for you

I was nearly not gay for you

ryukokiryuuin:

WHERE’S MY MONEY

ryukokiryuuin:

WHERE’S MY MONEY