constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

So, just out of curiosity, what does Sherlock and Potato John think of the Sherlock Emmy wins? ;-)

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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meulin2spookyleijon:

catchingkatniss:

stealatimelord:

negative-euphoria-rabbit:

do-you-have-a-flag:

butitmight:

gryffindorteamseeker:

Season 2 deleted Scene.

THIS IS PERFECT

horse is my favourite companion

ARTHUR FOREVER.

Reblogging for him reciting companion rules to a horse.

I wish this wasn’t deleted lol it is perf

THAT’S WHY HE WANTED TO KEEP THE HORSE

2srooky:

Holy shit my bicep has been killing me all day and my best friend just grabbed my arm and started rubbing my bicep chanting “ayyyyyyyy narutooooooooo” and my arm feels 100% better wtf kinda pain no jutsu is this what the fuck.

"Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to."
My English Teacher   (via melwent)